Q. Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A. Then why aren't you laughing!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn't peeling well!
Q. What kind of keys do children like to carry?
Q. Why was the cucumber mad?
A. Because it was in a pickle!
Q. How do you catch a monkey?
A. Climb a tree and act like a banana!
Q. What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A. Spare ribs!
Q. What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A. Fish and ships!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A. Because he was stuffed.
Q. Why did the students eat their exam?
A. The teacher said that it was a piece of cake!
Q. Why shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?
A. In case it cracks up!
Q. What cup can you never drink out of?
Q. What did the leopard say after lunch?
A. That hit the spot.
Q. What did one plate say to the other plate?
A. Lunch is on me.
Q. What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
A. Nacho cheese.
Q. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
A. It needed a filling.
Q. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Q. What did the nut say when it got a cold?
Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.
Q. What do monsters like to eat at restaurants?
A. The Chef.
Q. What’s a ghost’s favourite soup?
A. Scream of tomato.
Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. With tomato paste!
Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. I scream!
Q. What is a frog's favorite cold drink?
Q. Which dogs smell of onions?
A. Hot dogs.
Q. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?